What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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