You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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