a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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