Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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