Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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