i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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