matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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