Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
