you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
So here I am, sexting at work.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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