just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Randomize
