My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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