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what?
penguin condom
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
is wine microwaveable?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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