my mouth tastes like poor choices
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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