The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
