Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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