CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
