Dual....:-)
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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