Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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