i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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