Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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