and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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