is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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