? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Houston, we have a squirter
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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