no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
