we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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