I will die if light touches me.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
