Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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