I'm really into asian looking animals
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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