dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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