Three words: puerto rican gang bang
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
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