I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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