What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
