Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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