Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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