i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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