I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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