So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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