Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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