you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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