His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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