I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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