If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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