is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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