That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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