That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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