When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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