let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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