What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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