I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Randomize
