I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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