You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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